Gary...
Ha Rick You keep going untill you have enough to buy a beer and enough straws for all your mates

Then you do a toast

. I think he hated them because they were midi, when I read that I thought perhaps I should stick to conventional instruments I don't think he hated having them per se just the fact that they are fake.
I thought 'Bizar' was a bit much, but compared to all that crap about table wine in Roger's review I thought it was OK. But then most days I drink cask wine if I'm in the kitchen, vintage of course

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Cheers