I wanna hold that thing in my hand

My teenage daughter walked in the room as I was singing this and just about fell on the floor during the first two verses spluttering 'Mum ! You can't sing THAT!' lol! Glad ya enjoyed the sentiment of this one Linda Tracy http://www.desertrosemusic.com/

I have NO problems picturing her facial expression, haha! (Speaking of teenage angst) Brilliant lyrics - this song could probably buy you a new TV set in near future!

Keep it up!

As long as it comes with my OWN peronalised remote ! Tracy http://www.desertrosemusic.com/

Now THIS is not about any body part....What on earth could you have been thinking of Sean?

Tracy http://www.desertrosemusic.com/

I consider the TV remote to be a remote body part.

Good line ...although one might still be slightly confused as to what the 'thing' is...particularly if someone with a dirty mind is listening. I think it needs to be totally clear what it is so people can with some relief say 'ahh! Thank goodness she wasn't talking about THAT!'

Tracy http://www.desertrosemusic.com/

Great Song Tracy

I hadn't read the lyrics, just started playing it and was like oh oh she's gone off the edge, became a friggin' jim morrison after her 'ass' song, then the kicker hit in and I had good good laugh.

Nice feel to the song, very funny. I think if you could make those lines rhyme somewhow it would smooth things out. But that's a great and funny song.

Thanks for the listen Tom Yes...I think I will have to make those lines in the chorus rhyme. I shall go back to working on it some more. Tracy http://www.desertrosemusic.com/

I ain't gonna touch that ....

I dunno Jay...If you marry me will ya let me hold it ? lol!

Tracy http://www.desertrosemusic.com/